There has been a bit of a misunderstanding where the afterlife is concerned, and unfortunately, all modern faiths fall prey to it in some way or another. Continue reading
Those of you who read the first part of this sermon have probably noticed that I haven’t been writing the word “god” with the generally accepted uppercase G. Does that mean that I’m about to deny God’s existence? Do I really mean to tell you that your chosen belief system is a sham, no matter how benign? Would I imply that you should start learning shit and thinking for yourself instead of blindly accepting the bullshit being hand-fed to you?
Well… sort of, kind of, and seeing as I’ve just started a church of my own, that would definitely not be in my best interest. Continue reading
There are those who say that history repeats itself, and others who claim that it merely rhymes; there is a truth there whose understanding is of vital importance. Now I’m not entirely clear on what that’s supposed to mean, but people tell me that a good sermon will have a profound theme, and that sounded mighty profound to me. Please keep it in mind while I tell you why I’m founding the most awesome church ever, and doubly so when I tell you *why* it’s awesome. How awesome, you say? Damn right, it’s awesome! Awesome? Cool. So anyway, this is why I’m starting my own religion. Continue reading